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Here's questions you've never been asked in a meme before (apparently):
Which is longer: your Big toe or your 2nd toe?: 2nd, but only ever so slightly.
What brand of Toilet Paper do you use?: Scott, baby!
Which do you prefer: Target, Kmart or Walmart?: Walmart!
What color chair are you sitting on?: An old 70's boardroom chair, black with lime green fabric inlay. :)
My Little Ponies or Care Bears?: If I had to pick, Care Bears. (We're choosing which dies, right?)
Crayola or Roseart?: Crayola. Roseart is a poser.
Go in your room, turn Left and keep walking: Dresser with a mirror.
What kind of lighter would you be if you were one?: One of those "electric" types, that click instead of scratch...
How many scarves do you own?: 1
What was the last picture you took of?: Coins for thebruce's LJ.
Whats your computer desktop look like?: My daughter, in our backyard, sitting in yellow leaves!
what color is your bathroom?: Old faded white w/grey accents.
How many rooms are in your house? 7 (including the bathroom and a utility room)
What was the last thing you smiled at? SNL's "Schwetty Balls" sketch on my iPod.
What was the last thing that confused the hell out of you? Job scouting online. Ugh!
Whats the last movie that you watched and hated?: Hellboy. I hate to say it, but the plot was scatterbrained, and the characters were two-dimensional at best. I wanted much more.
Spongebob or Patrick?: Nope.
Which Beatle are you? (Paul, John, George, or Ringo): I really don't know. Probably none. I'm a Rutle.
If you could be related to anyone in the world, who would it be? Bill Gates. I'd get a mad computing rig, and some cash to start a video production company. Sweet!
what kind of laundry detergent do you use?: Whatever's cheapest, but in liquid form. Powder sucks.
What color is your front door?: Tacky. Brown.
When you give presents, do you wrap them in a gift bag or wrapping paper?: Wrapping paper.
Crayons or Markers?: Hmmm... Markers if they've got good tips. Otherwise Crayons, but preferably colored pencils!
Would you rather prance or hop?: Sadly, I'd rather prance.
Starbucks or Caribou Coffee?: Caribou, but I'd rather make it at home and save the cash!
If you have a cell phone, what color is it?: Silvermoto.
Have you ever changed a light bulb?: Yes. Plenty of times.
Can you make an omelette?: Definitely. But I don't like omelettes. But I hear I make good ones!
what is the most boring dream you've ever had? I'm sleeping, but I can see myself. Nothing happens. I'm sleeping!
If you wrote a song, what would you call it?: Back On The Track With The Wack Daddy Mack.
Blue, Black or Red pen?: Red, most definitely!
What teacher do you want to punch in the face?: I'm a lover, not a fighter. I could do without Mrs. Last though...
Did the notebook make you cry?: Definitely not. Except for the part when I cried... (ONLY A LITTLE!)
Where did you get the pants you are wearing?: I don't know. I don't buy clothes. I depend on the fashion sense of my wife to get me stuff that works for me. So every piece of clothing I own is a gift, minus baseball caps and (ugly) touristy clothes.
If you were a magnet what would you look like?: One of those old-school U-shaped ones, but really freaking strong. Like deceptively strong. That'd be cool...
If you were a mix tape, what would the first song be?: Right now? "It's so Quiet" by Bjork. But that can change daily, man...
What's the most boring color?: Pink. It's ALWAYS the same.
Have you ever wanted to go cow tipping?: Wanted to in the past. I think it's cruel and unusual now, though.
Which one do you like more: Waynes World 1 or 2?: I liked Wayne's World 1, but I liked the SNL sketch better.
Have you ever gotten into an intense argument with an inanimate object?: No, I don't think so. That would be silly. But I have pleaded with my computer before, and actually caressed it lovingly to co-erce a positive response...
Which is longer: your Big toe or your 2nd toe?: 2nd, but only ever so slightly.
What brand of Toilet Paper do you use?: Scott, baby!
Which do you prefer: Target, Kmart or Walmart?: Walmart!
What color chair are you sitting on?: An old 70's boardroom chair, black with lime green fabric inlay. :)
My Little Ponies or Care Bears?: If I had to pick, Care Bears. (We're choosing which dies, right?)
Crayola or Roseart?: Crayola. Roseart is a poser.
Go in your room, turn Left and keep walking: Dresser with a mirror.
What kind of lighter would you be if you were one?: One of those "electric" types, that click instead of scratch...
How many scarves do you own?: 1
What was the last picture you took of?: Coins for thebruce's LJ.
Whats your computer desktop look like?: My daughter, in our backyard, sitting in yellow leaves!
what color is your bathroom?: Old faded white w/grey accents.
How many rooms are in your house? 7 (including the bathroom and a utility room)
What was the last thing you smiled at? SNL's "Schwetty Balls" sketch on my iPod.
What was the last thing that confused the hell out of you? Job scouting online. Ugh!
Whats the last movie that you watched and hated?: Hellboy. I hate to say it, but the plot was scatterbrained, and the characters were two-dimensional at best. I wanted much more.
Spongebob or Patrick?: Nope.
Which Beatle are you? (Paul, John, George, or Ringo): I really don't know. Probably none. I'm a Rutle.
If you could be related to anyone in the world, who would it be? Bill Gates. I'd get a mad computing rig, and some cash to start a video production company. Sweet!
what kind of laundry detergent do you use?: Whatever's cheapest, but in liquid form. Powder sucks.
What color is your front door?: Tacky. Brown.
When you give presents, do you wrap them in a gift bag or wrapping paper?: Wrapping paper.
Crayons or Markers?: Hmmm... Markers if they've got good tips. Otherwise Crayons, but preferably colored pencils!
Would you rather prance or hop?: Sadly, I'd rather prance.
Starbucks or Caribou Coffee?: Caribou, but I'd rather make it at home and save the cash!
If you have a cell phone, what color is it?: Silvermoto.
Have you ever changed a light bulb?: Yes. Plenty of times.
Can you make an omelette?: Definitely. But I don't like omelettes. But I hear I make good ones!
what is the most boring dream you've ever had? I'm sleeping, but I can see myself. Nothing happens. I'm sleeping!
If you wrote a song, what would you call it?: Back On The Track With The Wack Daddy Mack.
Blue, Black or Red pen?: Red, most definitely!
What teacher do you want to punch in the face?: I'm a lover, not a fighter. I could do without Mrs. Last though...
Did the notebook make you cry?: Definitely not. Except for the part when I cried... (ONLY A LITTLE!)
Where did you get the pants you are wearing?: I don't know. I don't buy clothes. I depend on the fashion sense of my wife to get me stuff that works for me. So every piece of clothing I own is a gift, minus baseball caps and (ugly) touristy clothes.
If you were a magnet what would you look like?: One of those old-school U-shaped ones, but really freaking strong. Like deceptively strong. That'd be cool...
If you were a mix tape, what would the first song be?: Right now? "It's so Quiet" by Bjork. But that can change daily, man...
What's the most boring color?: Pink. It's ALWAYS the same.
Have you ever wanted to go cow tipping?: Wanted to in the past. I think it's cruel and unusual now, though.
Which one do you like more: Waynes World 1 or 2?: I liked Wayne's World 1, but I liked the SNL sketch better.
Have you ever gotten into an intense argument with an inanimate object?: No, I don't think so. That would be silly. But I have pleaded with my computer before, and actually caressed it lovingly to co-erce a positive response...
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